Tory Burch - Fall Collection

Yesterday, I had a serious case of the Mondays.
It began in the morning when I was putting on my makeup.
My mascara wand flicked out of my hand, rolled down my gorgeous Tommy Hilfiger vest, rolled down my arm, rolled down my favorite Banana Republic grey pants, and onto the floor.
I just sat there and looked at the lines of black on my vest, my arm, my pants, and the rug before throwing my head back, letting out a loud sigh, and trying again to properly apply.
Thank God for Tide sticks.  Those stains were gone in an hour.
Then, at work, I was put on a project that frustrated me and made me feel totally incompetent until I finally began to understand after three hours.
Then, I busted out Guitar Hero at night and totally screwed up my last song -- on the last note.
That's the worst.
Apparently, Guitar Hero makes me prone to violent outbursts of anger and slamming doors in Mr. A's face.


Tory Burch's current collection of clothes sucks.

I would like to issue a PSA to her designers: Please revamp your clothing line.  It's is boring and dowdy.  Unless you are marketing yourself to 60-year old women, then you need to rethink your fashion. 

The shoes and bags, on the other hand, are ... okay.
Here are three that pass the test.
(Only three.) 

Tory Burch Denise Suede Wedge Ankle Boots

I feel like these are the epitome of urban-chic.  I am not a huuuuge fan of wedges, but when they are done in this fashion, I am so.totally.on.board.
They will be mine.
(As I click "add to shopping bag" ....)

Tory Burch Bilson Suede Clog Sandals

Maybe it is the leather, the hot ankle strap, or the studs talking, but these are some clogs that I can get behind.

Tory Burch Mclane Shoulder Bag

Saks describes this bag as being "buttery smooth." I don't think I could have said it better myself.  Besides, ya'll know I am a sucker for a chain strap.