It began with an old man who stole my Smith bench from me. (Note to all: If a weight bench is stacked, don't touch it, or you will get bitch slapped.)
I told him I was using it. He got in my face and yelled at me.
It ended with a bitch behind me getting in my face and saying something about rules in the gym.
Sorry, ho, but the only rules that are followed in the weight room are the weightlifter's code. The code states that you DON'T TOUCH BENCHES THAT ARE STACKED WITH WEIGHTS.
I was thisclose to beating a bitch. Stay out of my face.
The reason this bothered me so much? The old man would not have stolen the bench if some big, strong-looking, tough guy had been on it. The bitch wouldn't have stepped in if I was a burly bulldog of a man. The old man butted in and the fat-ass slut bag intruded because I am a small, young-looking female in "man's territory."
When men start asserting their male dominance, I have a problem. If I am a bitch for standing up for myself under male aggression, then, yes, I am a bitch.
Mmmkay. Rant over.
Now let's look at some fashion shit, yes?
10 Spring trends that I have noticed.
1. Biker Jacket
|Maison Martin Margiela Zip-Detailed Leather Jacket|
2. Rose-Gold Jewelry
|Michael Kors Rose Gold-Plated Stainless Steel Watch|
3. Patterned Shorts
|Tory Burch Kevin Paisley-Print Stretch Cotton-Canvas Shorts|
4. Metallic Wedges
|Yves Saint Laurent Venice Leather Sculpted-Wedge Sandals|
5. Bright Colors
|Alice + Olivia Josephine Stretch Cotton-Poplin Dress|
Just look at the back. You have to love it.
6. Leather and Canvas Bags
|Proenza Schouler PS1 Keep All Leather and Straw Bag|
7. Polka Dots and Stripes
|Miu Miu Polka-Dot Cotton-Poplin Skater Skirt|
|Rebecca Taylor Striped Cotton-Jersey Top|
8. Maxi-Length Skirts
|Roberto Cavalli Floral-Print Stretch Silk-Satin Maxi Skirt|
|Meli Melo Tallulah Fringed Nubuck Shoulder Bag|
|Diane Von Furstenberg Fringed Silk-Chiffon Dress|
|Rosantica Frange Fringed Chain-Link Brass Necklace|
10. '70s-Inspired Flared Jeans
|Citizens of Humanity Angie Mid-Rise Flared Jeans|