Crap about me.

R.I.P. Aunt Gee Gee -- You will be missed. <3 

I was tagged by the lovely Sophie at Country Girl Does Norfolk to answer some questions.  I love Sophie. I love everything about her.  Not only do her comments make me smile every time, but her blog is simply heartwarming.  I strongly urge you to check her out because you will not be disappointed. :)

Anyway, she knows how much I love ranting and raving about myself like the egotistical maniac that I am, so I am required to answer 21 questions (ZOMG!  HOLY EFF!  YAY!) about myself.

1. Are you named after anyone?
No.  The only people I have met who are also named Bonnie are old people and dogs.  There was a chick from Gone with the Wind named Bonnie because of her "bonnie blue eyes," but I only know that because I have a picture that explains the origin and history of the name.  So ... No, I'm not named after anyone.

2. When was the last time you cried?
I really don't cry that much.  I'm a big girl.  Big girls don't cry, so says Fergie. (I hate her.)

3. Do you have kids?
I hate little humans.  It is not beyond my capabilities to appreciate an attractive little human, but overall I wish that little humans would stay away from me.  They have germs.

4. If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself?
Yes, because I am totally awesome and probably the best friend you could ever have.

5. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Never.

6. Will you ever bungee jump?
I am not afraid of heights, but I am also not stupid.  The cord could break.  Something could malfunction.  I could vomit in midair and be propelled back into the chunks.  I would probably pee myself.  There are too many ifs and not enough of a pay-off to make the trip worth it.

7. What's your favorite cereal?
I enjoy mixing Fruit Loops/Apple Jacks with vanilla Cookie Crisp.  I'm kind of a cereal aficionado.

8. What's the first thing you notice about people?
Whether or not they are attractive.  This includes and is not limited to fashion sense and physical appearance.  I'm kind of shallow.

9. What is your eye color?
Brown because I am full of shit almost all of the time.

10. Scary movies or happy endings?
Happy endings.  My life is a drama, so why do I need to watch it?  Besides, watching scary movies leads me to not sleeping for a week.

11. Favorite smells?
Peppermint, baking cookies, and candy corn candles from Yankee Candle (I'm very specific.)

12. Summer or winter?
I like the fashions for each.  I lean more toward winter because there are no bugs.  I hate bugs.  The bugs of summer make me die.  And I don't like sweating when I walk to and from the car/class/the mall parking lot.  That sucks.  Sweating belongs in the gym.

13. Computer or television?
Both.  Let's add my BlackBerry in with it.  I can't live without any of them.

14. What's the farthest you have been from home?
When I was a tiny human, my parents took me to Texas and Oklahoma, which was about 8 hours from home.  Since then, I think the most I have traveled is 3 hours from home.  I don't travel, but I would like to. (HINT, MR. A.)

15. Do you have any special talents?
Fashion.  Fashion is my talent.  And writing.  I like to think I am a good writer.  Other than that, I suck at pretty much everything.  Oh, I also dance.  But I can only dirty dance.  That doesn't really count.

16. Where were you born?
In a hospital.

17. What are your hobbies?
Working out, sports (volleyball, football, hockey, soccer, etc.), reading (never for fun because grad school runs my life), writing (again, never for fun because grad school runs my life), shopping (this is more of a lifestyle than a hobby), dancing, shooting pool, playing board games, organizing my room incessantly, OCD cleaning the house,

18. Do you have any pets?
I had a kitty cat, but she passed away in July after spending 16 years together. :( I'm still not over it.  I miss my Frisko Butt. (Her name was Frisky.  I called her Frisko Butt.  I refer to all pets as "Butt." I'm not sure why.)

19. Favorite movie?
Ahhhhhhhidontknow.  I can't choose.  I love too many of them.  If you look at my Facebook page, you will see, like, 40 for that very reason.  However, none of you know my last name, so you can't really look me up on Facebook.  I didn't think that answer through ...

20. Do you have any siblings?
Nope.  I'm an only child.  That's why I am so spoiled.

21. What do you want to be when you grow up?
FAMOUS.

This is the face of a star.

Actually, this is a picture of us on Halloween.  We dressed up as members of Jersey Shore. (Go figure, right?) My outfit was Snooki-inspired. (Note the pouf and blinged-out glasses.) His was guido-inspired.  We both put on massive amounts of bronzer to make us as orange as possible.  We effing rocked that place.